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Question by sgt. Pepper:

Is there a way to make my wife smarter?

Okay i must sound horrible but i need help. My wife who i love & cherish with all my heart is a bit (God Forgive me) dumb. Just not very bright. When we were deciding where to go for our honeymoon she said how about the virgin islands? I jokingly said "Can't, it's illegal to have sex their" Her response: OMG, how do they enforce that? When we watch something funny half the jokes just sail right over her head. I said to my buddy once that it's a good thing i can support her cause she wouldn't last long out in the working world. Is there a way to help her. I just don't want our kids once they grow up to realize they can trick mommy into anything. So any help out there?




Best answer:

Answer by jordan
The only way is for her to get a sex change..

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